It’s A Civic Duty

I’ve noticed that more people aren’t picking up after their dog’s shit. Why do these people think they’re too good to pick up after THEIR dog? They wanted a dog, they should commit to the responsibilities.

I was walking mine at 6 am this morning and it was dark. I stepped in shit and didn’t notice it until I was cleaning and putting things away. I’m pissed. They’re my comfy sneakers, too. Now my OCD is like “throw them away, buy a new pair.” But I’d rather use these shoes for shit stepping.

It’s a civic duty to fucking pick up after your dogs. If you can’t make that one 5 second effort to pick up your dog’s shit, then don’t have a dog. You’re making the rest of us dog owners look bad.

In Solidarity

We don’t like the Karens. The Karens are the loud, obnoxious, condescending, sometimes bigoted racists, twatwaffles that deliberately start shit because they have some kind of personality disorder.

But, what about the Karens who are legitimately being inconvenienced? The ones who go inside an establishment and expect the service they paid for but instead get the opposite? The ones who are actually right because the other party royally fucked up?

I’m that Karen. There are some things that I don’t like to waste: time, money, and energy. Most of the time, the 3 go together.

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