Life’s been kicking my ass lately. I need to catch a break.
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If I ever decide to keep alligators as pets, I would name them Snappy McSnapperson and Sir Bites-A-Lot.
I can’t wait to go home and air fry my Dino nuggets.
Got a new phone. I think I’m in love with it.
Went outside last night. Had fun.